Cat from Iran: a limerick

There once was a cat from Iran

who got hot and turned on a fan

it wasn’t enough

to cool off his fluff

so atoms were split in Tehran.

He worked long and hard on the splits

while George threw incompetent fits

by acting so proud

no weapons allowed

or sanctions will come in a blitz.

So who gave the arms race it’s start?

who played the gargantuan part?

America’s clout

could take the world out

but that wouldn’t be very smart.

jc 5.16.07

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Be careful or you’ll find more spycats, political limericks and rhymeries, plus a few kitty cat photos at:

http://limslimericks.blogspot.com

Here’s The Guardian on the EU’s new banking freeze of Iran’s assets:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/jun/23/iran.eu