Mitt quit = McCain retain

Let that be a lesson to Michael Bloomberg: it’s a long expensive slog to claw your way to the White House. Or you can quit on a promise of a cabinet position, if you can get one. (Better have it in writing though.)

So McCain seems to be cinching the R-nom much to some conservatives’ dismay as Romney “steps aside” and he says he cannot let his campaign aid terror–in this time of war, he must step aside for the country and for his party (‘cos the Ds might win if he stays in. Note to Mitt: they’d win against YOU is the point.)

Yuh. Proving to be too ‘spensive. Framing his flame-out as a patriotic sacrifice–priceless.

So get ready present and future American couples–your baby-making abilities will be much needed by Uncle Sam McCain–boys AND girls, it’s cannon fodder time for the next hundred years for it’s okay by Uncle Sam to turn you all into baby-making factories for military purposes.

Now That’s secret population control extraordinaire! And the dismantling of America continues. Y’all game? Then vote for McCain.

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